Rogers to Launch Google Glass Competitor ‘Rogers Toque’ This Fall

Rogers has announced it will launch its own wearable technology this fall, called Rogers Toque:

Well now you can – with the new Rogers Toque, coming this fall to Rogers retail locations.

“Glass-é is pass-é, but wool is cool,” said Rogers Chief Hat Technology Officer Abril Foosdhay. “Through the science of science, we have reinvented wearable technology for the Canadian climate.”

The Rogers Toque connects seamlessly to any LTE-powered smartphone providing the fastest and most reliable toque technology on the planet.

The Rogers Touque will have the following features:

• A built in stereo sound system
• Sensors that monitor your brain frequency as you listen to music and plays Canadian hits by Celine Dion, Carly Rae Jepsen, Justin Bieber or Nickelback depending on your mood
• Keeps your head warm

When it came to pricing and a launch date, the company said the following: “We don’t have pricing or launch timing yet, but click here to preregister for more information.”

I like the sensors that monitor brain frequency and play music depending on your mood. Celine Dion’s greatest hits 24/7? Mind. Blown.

PS – Check the date today.