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Lawyer Sues Apple For Not Protecting Him From Porn, Ruining His Marriage

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People sue for the strangest things in the U.S. and in this case, one Nashville lawyer has targeted Apple for not protecting him from porn (you can’t make this stuff up), which ultimately resulted in him becoming “totally out of synch in his romantic relationship with his wife” because of his Apple product, reports Above the Law (via CNET):

UNFAIR COMPETITION AND INTERFERENCE OF THE MARITAL CONTRACT: The Plaintiff became totally out of synch in his romantic relationship with his wife, which was a consequence of his use of his Apple product. The Plaintiff began desiring, younger more beautiful girls featured in porn videos than his wife, who was no longer 21. His failed marriage caused the Plaintiff to experience emotional distress to the point of hospitalization. The Plaintiff could no longer tell the difference between internet pornography and tangible intercourse due to the content he accessed through the Apple products, which failed to provide him with warnings of the dangers of online pornography whatsoever.

The above may sound like a joke but it’s not. The lawyer who filed the complaint, Chris Sevier, is suffering from “mental infirmity or illness” and is on disability inactive status by order of the Tennessee Supreme Court (this explains a lot). Time to put your iOS devices on lockdown, Mr. Sevier.

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