The Ultimate iPhone Poem!

When I read this, I laughed and just had to post it here for everyone to read. It’s iPhone in Canada Forum user Ozzie’s contest entry my PDO Reviso Premium Leather iPhone Case Contest! (read the review here)

How to enter the contest? It’s super easy! Register for forums, then head over and enter in this thread. There have been over 300+ members of our growing community since last week! Have a question? Find your answer in the forums! The response has been amazing, thanks everyone! Enjoy the poem/rant! =)

My iPhone – by Ozzie
It arrived in the mail late one afternoon,
I had selected airmail so it would arrive soon.
I opened the box and out she slid,
In to my hands, my eyes lit up like a kid’s.

Fired her up for her first spin ’round the block,
Waited and waited, oh wait, there’s the clock.
Plugged her in to my Mac, she started to sync,
What should I do now, I started to think.

Let’s start with Safari, they say it’s the best,
A mobile browser quite unlike the rest.
Zoomed in, zoomed out, pinched and slid,
This beats anything my old iPod did.

Next was GoogleMaps to take a look from space,
All of the things created by the human race.
Dropped a pin on my house, and the bars around town,
Couldn’t believe the detail of the places I found.

Fired up the phone, but needed to unlock it,
Ziphone beat AT&T so Rogers could rock it.
Made my first call, reception was clear,
Apple iPhone, invention of the year.

Well, I must say I’m one happy guy,
This device is amazing, well worth the buy.
Now the SDK kit has arrived, programmers unite,
Build us some apps, and make 2.0 tight.

I must end my rant, or poem if you may,
But before I do, I feel I must say.
If this were an English class, I definitely would have aced,
Whatever the test, I deserve to win that new case.

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