iPhone 5: Cat Washing, Tax Preparation, Cures Flu

Here’s some early Monday morning funnies.

It looks like the internetz has found a very early concept design of the next iPhone, the iPhone 5!

As seen by the image, the iPhone 5 includes such must-have features as washing your cat, enabling time travel, and preparing your taxes! Amazing!

The new iPhone 5 seems to come preloaded with so many amazing new apps but the new device reportedly does not include a phone!

So are you going to get the new iPhone 5? I know I am!

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Anonymous
Anonymous
15 years ago

Does it grant you wishes and transform into airplane, and fly you around the world,if it does that would be awesome

Anonymous
Anonymous
15 years ago

LOL! classic! 🙂

Mase
Mase
15 years ago

granting you wishes there’s an app for that

ChantelleJoy
15 years ago

ROFLOL Love it!!!!

Release tha Kraken
Release tha Kraken
15 years ago

It fucking prints money !

DAvid
DAvid
15 years ago

Kudos for crediting the original source!

Joe
Joe
15 years ago

Want!

 Xaroc
15 years ago

it lost its FaceTime Camera…. I guess in the future it wasn’t a big hit lol

Betta-dayz
Betta-dayz
15 years ago

still no flash support i see. Won’t be buying it.

 Xaroc
15 years ago

By the time iphone 5 comes out i think Flash will be Dead in the water Except for those handful of websites who are slow to update. until then… enjoy your droids lol

Igzabier
Igzabier
15 years ago

how ’bout just not drop calls, cost insane, and less toxic, mercury free, promotes culture and art, relieves dependence on crass materialism, relieves workers of the need to produce useless widgets to keep them occupied and servile…?…just sayin’…if we are imagining something better.

 Xaroc
15 years ago

Well if your going to go that far, go one farther. Starts World peace lol Theres an app for that ^_~

Anonymous
Anonymous
15 years ago

Pie on demand…. Best feature out there

Who needs cake anyways! Droids can have cake. I’ll take my pie thx

Ex
Ex
15 years ago

We always do.

Jesse
Jesse
15 years ago

Predicts future, changes past… the time travel app makes this kind of pointless, so it better have some extra functionality Apple! I hope someone important is reading this! I can actually see them screwing this up, so I’ll be mad if they don’t change some things. We’re not taking this crap anymore Apple!

Half_Pint
Half_Pint
15 years ago

*Does not contain a phone.

Iphone application development
15 years ago

Nice iPhone version))) Especially I like controlling weather and getthing chocolate from broccoli.
How much would such model cost?)
Cheers,
Mary

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