BlackBerry Publishes “Outletiquette”, A Guide for Wallhuggers [Infographic]

Basically every smartphone user around the world who is not yet using one of BlackBerry’s devices is a “Wallhugger”, atleast that’s what BlackBerry CEO John Chen thinks. Inspired by his terminology, much like Samsung’s ‘Wallhuggers’ ad campaign, BlackBerry has come up with an infographic titled “Outletiquette”, which should serve as a guide for those smartphone users who are stuck being wall huggers.

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Here’s how the author at BlackBerry’s official blog describes it:

“Based on my field observations from time spent recently in airports, I discovered that Homo Wallhuggeris can actually be divided into eight different sub-species, if you will. I describe all eight, along with their neurotic behaviors, in the following SlideShare presentation, which I entitled “Outletiquette,” taking a cue from the American obsession with portmanteaus, in which you squish two related terms together, i.e. Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = “Brangelina” or phone + tablet = “profound new addition to the English language.”

If you find that you exhibit the behaviors of one of the sub-species of Homo Wallhuggeris, then consider fixing your problem with a Z30, BlackBerry Passport, or the coming BlackBerry Classic.”

To check out the complete SlideShare “Outletiquette” presentation, hit up this link, and don’t forget to share your thoughts with us.

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