How to make it in America:

1. Creating a messaging app in 8 hours which only sends friends a ‘Yo’.

2. Raise $1 million in funding from investors.

3. Watch app go viral, hit 200,000 users.

Yo! just passed 200K users

— Yo (@YoApp) June 19, 2014

4. Witness humanity shed a tear and laugh while you swim in your money like Uncle Scrooge.

Click here to download Yo—it’s free. Our username is ‘iphoneincanada’.